Big tits

Being the bearer of large breasts is not all that it's cracked up to be. They can be heavy enough to give you back problems, they make dressing elegantly a thousand times more difficult than if you have small boobs and, contrary to female belief, not all men want to suffocate during love-making.

Badly dressed breasts will ruin you. They will make you look fat and they will distort the fine line of tailoring. A big girl's worst foe can be her bra, and as most of you are wearing the wrong size there is a veritable army out there winning the war against shapely breasts.

Anyone with a D cup upwards must realise that a well-fitted bra is the most important item in her wardrobe. Don't be scared of spending three times as much as you would expect as you will not regret it. If you can only afford one bra, make sure it is made in a smooth fabric. Avoid all lace and decoration to broaden the bra's versatility. Underwiring is essential as it will push the tits forwards as well as upwards. The jutting action alone will make you visibly lose pounds.