Saggy arse

For a lucky few this is not an issue. Any woman who is a pear shape will definitely have a saggy arse (unless she is a very good horse rider or obsessive about lunging in the gym). In fact, for most of us there is a certain amount of sag going on. Think of that awful moment in the changing room with the mirrors that allow you to see your backside: half of you wants to see that view; the other half wishes it wasn't there. What you don't see, you don't have to address. Bullshit. How many people see your behind before they see you?

The G-string is the Number One enemy of the saggy arse. Offering absolutely no support, it enhances and encourages gravity to pull down those butt cheeks even further.

The only time to wear a G-string is under a pair of trousers with a thick fabric that in itself offers a bit of a butt lift. The ultimate solution is a pair of contouring knickers which have built-in lift. Although seduction is then out of the question, the silhouette on offer in a pair of these condoms for the bottom will give a new lease of life to dresses and skirts once banished to the back of the wardrobe. There is always the opportunity to slip them off in the bathroom and come out pantyless (a slightly better turn-on) should that moment of seduction arrive.