Shopping and golden rules
| No guilt | Slight guilt | Guilt for days | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Trousers |
Zara Jigsaw Top Shop Nuala by Puma |
French Connection Laundry Industry Betty Jackson |
Giorgio Armani Alice Temperley |
| Jacket/Coat |
Oasis Top Shop Zara |
Joseph Whistles Betty Jackson |
Alice Temperley Chloe Marni |
| Skirt |
Zara Top Shop |
Gharani Strok French Connection Karen Millen Monsoon |
Prada Dolce & Gabbana Dries Van Noten |
| Dress |
Zara Oasis Warehouse Top Shop |
Joseph Whistles |
Elspeth Gibson Anna Molinari |
Golden rules for for big bums
- Never wear jackets that end at the ass.
- Any panty line on the rear is revolting.
- Put on the outfit you feel most confident in and work out why you like it so much. What does it cover and what does it reveal?
- Hipster trousers cut your bum in half.
- High-waisted trousers make your bum look huge.
Friends may be rude about your new-found style - it's only because they are jealous
