Skirts
A-line
Why: an A-line skirt balloons the fabric out at the back, making it enormous in comparison with legs. Looks like a pregnant tummy in reverse.
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Straight skirt
Why: hangs unattractively from arse making your thighs look wide and calves like little pins emerging from the Channel Tunnel.
Pencil skirt
Why: clings in all the right places and made up in a tailored fabric has a corset effect that keeps it all together.
Flared
Why: clasps the buns and kicks out from the back of the thighs giving an S-shaped elegance to your rounded buttocks.
