Shopping and golden rules
| No guilt | Slight guilt | Guilt for days | |
|---|---|---|---|
| T-shirt |
M&S Knickerbox |
Jorando Velvet |
Chloe Mimi Boutique Studd |
| Sweater |
Oasis Zara Top Shop |
Whistles Joseph French Connection Vanessa Bruno |
TSE cashmere Martin Kidman Rachel Riley |
| Top |
Top Shop Zara Hennes |
Karen Millen FrostFrench Mint Vanessa Bruno Uth |
Missoni Tracy Feith Rozae Nichols Miu Miu Anna Molinari |
| Coat |
Top Shop Zara Hennes |
Marc by Marc Jacobs See by Chloe Joseph Earl Jean |
Marc Jacobs Dries Van Noten Dolce & Gabbana |
| Dress |
Hennes Zara |
Betsey Johnson Ghost Joseph |
Alberta Ferretti Chloe |
| Jacket |
Warehouse Top Shop Gharani Strok for Debenhams |
Paul&Joe Mint Karen Millen Whistles |
Gharani Strok Dolce & Gabbana Sybilla Sybil Stanislaus Anna Molinari Diane Von Furstenberg |
Golden rules for for big tits
- Never wear high round necks.
- Never wear cable knit sweaters.
- Nehru jackets are for men only.
- Don't ever leave the house without doing the bra test. If you can see the contours of padding or lace, take it off.
- Avoid ribbed polo necks - they make your tits look like they grow from your neck.
- Chuck out the clothes that don't suit you - even if you think of them as old friends.
- Never put on underwear that's darker than the clothes you're wearing.
Subtle is sexy - vulgar is not
