Sweaters
Chunky knit
Why: thick wool equals thick torso.
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Polo necks
Why: tits take on a new role as third chin.
Wrap cardigan
Why: you can make it as tight as you wish with the boobs always being kept apart.
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Round-neck cardigan undone to the top of your bra
Why: shows off that stunning cleavage - with the added bonus of being able to do it up when cold or feeling over-exposed.
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Deep V neck in a fine knit
Why: fine cashmere will keep you warm and looking svelte, whilst the deep V will divide the tits, showing your God-given two, as opposed to a deformed one.
