T-shirts

worst t-shirt

High neck
and sleeveless

Why: makes tits look like balloons semi-filled with water.

or

High round-neck t-shirts

Why: moulds boobs into one big lump.

best t-shirt

Wide-open neckline

Why: a low, wide neckline breaks up the chest and prevents your tits looking like they are an extension of your chin.

alternative

V-neck sleeveless t-shirts

Why: the V breaks up the expanse of your chest (no sleeves are for that rare bird blessed with toned arms and a pert chest).

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