Shopping and golden rules
| No guilt | Slight guilt | Guilt for days | |
|---|---|---|---|
| T-shirt |
Top Shop |
Joseph Agnès B Jigsaw |
Studd Chloe Boutiques in general |
| Top |
Top Shop Hennes |
Whistles Jigsaw Georgina Von Etzdorf |
Tracy Feith Miu Miu Missoni |
| Trousers |
Hennes Zara Gap Mango |
Jigsaw Joseph French Connection Nuala by Puma |
Earl Jean Anna Molinari Donna Karan |
| Skirt |
M&S Monsoon |
Whistles 120% linen |
Rozae Nichols Allegra Hicks |
| Jacket |
Top Shop Zara |
Jigsaw Joseph Dosa |
Chloe Dries Van Noten Dolce & Gabbana |
Golden rules for for flabby tummy
- Never wear hipsters.
- No skintight shiny fabrics.
- Make sure clothes skim rather than cling.
- Empire line dresses and tops hide the rolls.
- Don't wear your belts too tight.
- Make sure tops hang from tummy rather than go underneath it.
- Don't be tempted to pierce a flabby bellybutton.
- No cropped tops, even on puppy fat.
Style is wearing something no one else has
