Dresses

worst dress

photo of Trinny in an unflattering empire line dress

Empire line

Why: hangs like a habit on a nun from a very strict order. No need for a chastity belt here.

or

Skintight and stretchy with spaghetti straps

Why: there is nothing worse than a condom that isn't filled properly. Skintight on a skinny top half isn't sexy, it's a disappointment.

best dress

photo of Trinny wearing a highneck dress

high neck and a little see-through

Why: tiny tits can get away with subtle nipple display. As long as it's not too overt it can be truly sexy.

photo of Trinny in a plunging neckline

Plunging neckline down to navel

Why: you can't do this look if you require artificial uplift, but it's fabulously seductive if you don't.

alternative

Backless

Why: a beautiful back is just as desirable as a heaving chest.

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Trinny & Susannah

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