Shopping and golden rules
| No guilt | Slight guilt | Guilt for days | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Top |
Zara Top Shop |
Velvet Miu Miu Karen Millen |
Tracy Feith Missoni |
| Coat |
Hennes Zara Oasis |
Joseph Dries Van Noten |
Dolce & Gabbana Alexander McQueen Alice Temperley |
| Jacket |
Top Shop Zara Hennes |
Joseph Jigsaw Karen Millen |
Vivienne Westwood |
| Dress |
Warehouse Oasis |
Whistles Karen Millen |
Diane Von Furstenburg Vivienne Westwood Marni John Galliano |
Golden rules for for no waist
- Never wear baggy sacks.
- Deep V necks clinch in the waist.
- The corset has become more comfortable since the 19th century, so invest in one.
- Thick belts around the hips make the waist appear smaller.
- Bandage underwear is like pastry under a rolling pin - it flattens it all out.
- All things double-breasted must be chucked out.
- Tailored coats left undone create the appearance of a waist.
Give your wardrobe a good workout - it's twice as satisfying as a day's shopping
