Dresses
Anything too tight
Why: will clutch around the bum giving away the terrible secret of having a bum that almost drags along the floor.
One worn over trousers
Why: this is a great trick for disguising how short your legs really are because the trousers are shielded by extra coverage in the form of the dress.
Long and high-waisted
Why: like anything empire line, the dress flares from under the bust, glancing over the bum and therefore wiping it out completely.
